President Obama is dead. haha Anchorman EPIC FAIL

FUZIGISH Album Launch Party 13th May 2011

Formed in South Africa 1997 Fuzigish has graced our ska/punk scene with an everlasting presence, their live performance is a must see for any music lover, I have followed Fuzigish since i was 15 years old and their live shows are still exciting and and so powerful. As far back as i can remember Fuzigish have been playing at most of the major music festivals and this goes back to woodstock2 in heidelberg.
They also supported the violent femmes in 2006, Fuzigish invited Lagwagon to play in South Africa. The success of the tour ensured that Fatwreck band The Mad Caddies came to SA in May 2007 to join Fuzigish on stage in Dbn, Jhb and CT.
Yet again the tour was a great success and now the Punk Scene of SA eagerly awaited the arrival of NOFX in November 2007!
Fuzigish have done great things for our music industry now join them on their album release on the
13th of may 2011
COOL RUNNINGS FOURWAYS
R100 entrance and the new CD or just 50 bucks but hey support the chaps and buy the cd...youve got all the others, so add this one to your collection!
PEACE



Ultrafest Johannesburg 2011 Voodoo Lounge Gardens Linksfield

Ultrafest is just one of those parties that you cannot miss i guess, all i can remember from last year was that it was packed with girls and was absolutely banging all night and that i woke up with a crazy hangover, so the party had to have been good. VVIP is R300 + FREE drinks the whole night [sab products/ pouring brands/ shooters] now thats what im talking about! Read further on for all the line ups, ticket outlets etc for ULTRAFEST 2011!

                          10 STAGES | 70 ARTISTS | BANDS | LIVE ACTS | EXTREME ZONE

Main Stage - MONSTER Outdoor Auditorium

DIRTY HERZ
PROTOCULTURE
ROGER GOODE [5fm]
ERICA ELLE [5fm]
MARK STENT
RICARDO DA COSTA
SPIRO
AUDIO VILLAINS
KYLE WORDE
THE OTHER GUYS

Band Stage - In the Garden

1st PROJECT
SAVING SILENCE
HEAD HONCHOS
EASY TIGER
KOLDPRODUK
CATHERINE GRENFEL [5fm]
SI-ANNE
GEORGE BEATBOXER

VIP Tent hosted by 1PRODUCTIONS

LES AFRIQUE & A.B. [HouseHold funk]
BYRON ESSENTIAL GROOVE
TOMMY D
DIZZY
LYLE MASTERS
SMALL PAUL
PAT LA FUNK
DJ LEO
DJ VELLI

I ♥ MINIMAL hosted by Mini Flex Records

MARK STENT
THE BEATPROPHET
JULIAN REGA
DJ K2M
HYDRO
GREEN FINGERS
MO CHIBOO

Soundfactory Club Floor

ROYAL K
PIMP SQUAD
KYLE WATSON
BEN FONNIX
TRADEMARC
RIOT REACTION
KEREN ONAY
EVAN STALEY
PETER BOOTH
VIMO
AMI LECTRIX
DISCO DEE
WILSON FURY
DAN DA FUNK
IAN CREDIBLE

INISHI8 featuring Dubmental

AMBUSH
RUDEONE
BIOMECH
DR VISION
SYNDROME
DJ SATORI
LVS
DJP
MC HEAVY G

TRANCE Room hosted by DJ SPEEDY and friends

SPEEDY
MORGAN
ANDRE FRAUENSTEIN
LOUIS
JAMES DAMIAN
BRAD PRICE

Hardstyle | Hard-Dance Floor hosted by X-Clusive

GMT
EDDY VIRGO
DANIEL LICHT
ELEMENTAL
D-TUNE
RALPH DESTRUCT
PATIENT X

TEKNOTRIBE Tent in the Garden

NICK GRATER
DEADBEAT FM
DRE’AMA
DIGITAL DREAM
BIONIC
SEBOTAGE
PREFIX VS EMMA X
CHRIS PALMER

FESTIVAL ATTRACTIONS:

10 Arenas
8 Stages
Launch of the brand new MONSTER ENERGY Outdoor Auditorium
Bands
Live Acts
80 Artists
Extreme Monster Energy Zone featuring FMX RIDERS
VIP Bedouin Tent hosted by 1 PRODUCTIONS
Beer Garden
Food Market
The Bizarre Stall
Interactive Gaming
Decor by Obybop

STAGE LAYOUT:

A1 - MAIN STAGE
A2 - BAND STAGE
A3 - SOUNDFACTORY
A4 - INISHI8 featuring DUBMENTAL
A5 - TEKNOTRIBE
A6 - X-CLUSIVE
A7 - I ♥ MINIMAL
A8 - VIP BEDOUIN Hosted by 1PRODUCTIONS
A9 - TRANCE TENT Hosted by DJ Speedy & friends
A10 - MONSTER ENERGY EXTREME ZONE

AFTER PARTY DETAILS:

OFFICIAL Ultrafest After-Party to be hosted at

TRUTH NIGHTCLUB

Sat 14th May
12pm - very very late Sunday 15th May

Half price entry with your Ultrafest 2011 armband

TICKET & OUTLET INFORMATION:

TICKET OUTLET INFORMATION:

Cameroon (Eastgate) ~ (011) 616-5545
Cameroon (Sandton) ~ (011) 783-0797
Cameroon (Morningside) ~ (011) 783-7286
Xogo (Park Meadows) ~ (011) 616-6522
Xogo (The Glen) ~ (011) 435-4017
Xogo (Cresta) ~ (011) 478-0044
To the T Nutrition(K90 Center Boksburg) ~ (011) 823-6198

PRESALE TICKET INFORMATION:

Ticket Prices: PLEASE NOTE THAT ALL PRESALE TICKETS EXCEPT FOR VVIP ARE ON A BUY 1 GET 1 FREE BASIS

Standard Tickets R80 for 2 + R5 Booking Fee
VIP Tickets R100 for 2 + R5 Booking Fee
VVIP Tickets R300 + R5 Booking Fee
(free bar all night – SAB products | pouring brands | shooters)

TICKET SALES AT THE GATE:

Standard Tickets R100 each
VIP Tickets R150 each
VVIP Tickets R350 (free bar all night – SAB products | pouring brands | shooters



Nandos takes a bite out of MTN

So we all know that cell c took a dig at vodacoms new turning red campaign, they are even in a bit of hot water on the legal side of things for airin this ad against vodacom.

Now from the people who i thought would have jumped on the bandwagon as soon as the cellc vodacom ad was aired, Nandos has taken a brilliant stab at MTN a service provider who hasnt been involved in the cellc/vodacom drama

What exactly has NANDOS done here?

MTN advertising is indeed yellow, but the sneaking reference to them being chicken is yet another example of Nando’s thinking out the box.

The text at the bottom of the ad reads - "now that we know the colour of every cellular network out there,can we move on already? we have better things to do with our mouths"

NICCI BEACH 15th April National cleavage day 17th April FULL MOON PARTY

NICCI BEACH THIS WEEKEND!! FRI 15 - SUN 17 APRIL 2010!! FRIDAY 15 APRIL (NATIONAL CLEAVAGE DAY) NICCI BEACH pr. OFFICIAL WONDERBRA PARTY Girls come show off your assets and stand a chance to win awesome WONDERBRA lingerie!! Fabulous prizes and vouchers up for grabs from WONDERBRA for those ladies in attendance with the finest CLEAVAGE! So girls.. if you've got it you'd better damn well flaunt it!! :) *Doors open 8pm! *FREE ENTRY all night long!! DJ LINE-UP ======= *Pat La Funk *Essential Groove SUNDAY 17 APRIL 2010 =============== NICCI BEACH pr. FULL MOON PARTY Looming some 384 400km from the Earth, with a diameter of 3 476km shines the MOON! The moon is the brightest object in the night sky.. On SUNDAY 17 APRIL 2011, the moon shines FULL.. At Nicci Beach, that means a CELEBRATION is in order!! Probably the most widely believed myth about the full moon is that it is associated with madness and various magical phenomena. Anyone who attended our last FULL MOON party at Nicci Beach will know a magical experience is GUARANTEED! *Red Bull Beach Buckets, Face Painters and Full Moon Magic! The magic of the music brought to you by Ricardo da Costa, Household Funk, Nick Essential & Tommy D!! So join us at NICCI BEACH for another MAGICAL SUNDAY!! http://www.niccibeach.co.za/ EVENT DETAILS ========= DATE: Sunday 17 April 2010 VENUE: Nicci Beach Ultra Lounge ADDRESS: Wild Waters Complex 1 Margaret Lane, Bardene Boksburg, Johannesburg DOORS OPEN: 2pm till late COVER CHARGE: R50.00 gets u in DJ LINE-UP ======= *RICARDO DA COSTA *HOUSEHOLD FUNK *NICK ESSENTIAL *TOMMY D INFO & TABLE BOOKINGS =============== Please contact ROXY or GRANT: roxy@h2oparty.com / 011 823 5714 grant@niccibeach.co.za / 072 539 9105 *LADIES: Strictly 21 & Over *GENTS: Strictly 23 & Over

Hunters...Its dry

This is another really good hunters ad, check back for some more quality hunters dry ads

The Cell C add that has pissed of Vodacom

So by now we all know that vodacom has changed its colours and have undergone a slight face lift, they have turned red. I really dont see how turning red is going to change the useless service they give there customers but hey, thats why we let brands like cell c have a go at them and provide us with some sort of entertainment. There are also some other leading brands like Virgin that have used this "change" to their advertising advantage.
Now vodacom is filing a complaint with the avertising standards authority, shame vodacom i bet you wish you had a marketing and advertising department like nandos and cell c, the best your team came up with was a dancing meerkat!

check out the ad thats causing the sh#t